AISubs v3.7
- Hello, I'm Shibuya's Shibuya-don! - I'm Ghibart!
- I'm Tashima-kun! - I'm Ghibart!
- I'm Tai-kun! - And I'm Tadai!
- Tai-kun, you and your friends... - Yeah?
- Are you seriously worried about something... - Yeah...
- Or have you heard something you'd like to ask? - Yeah...
- "Maybe I have a bad personality or something?" - Yeah...
- When you see someone crying... - Yeah...
- You laugh your ass off. - Yeah...
- That's bad. - Yeah...
- You laugh and say, "Are you okay?" - Yeah...
- "Are you having fun?" "You're having fun, right?" - Yeah...
- It depends on the situation, right? - You don't laugh in a sad situation.
- Then... - Then it's okay.
- If you're like, "Why are you crying so much?" - Yeah...
- That happens. - Yeah...
- Then you say you have a good personality. - Yeah...
- Well... - It's bad for your health, right?
- It's like... we've been friends for a long time.
- It's okay. - Eh... should I stop being friends with you?
- So, this is going to be a laugh about my bad personality, but... - Yeah...
- I'm going to put someone here right now... - Yeah...
- I'm going to make them cry like crazy... - Yeah...
- And we're all going to laugh like, "Kihahaha!" - Yeah...
- A while back, Tetsuya-kun... - Yeah...
- We did a video where we made people cry and make them cry, right? - Yeah...
- It ended up being a normal video. - Yeah...
- It's like you know what you're aiming for too well... - Yeah...
- But you still end up in it. - Yeah...
- Tetsuya knows that he's about to be made cry, so... - Yeah...
- He's mentally prepared to say, "I'm not going to cry!" right? - Yeah...
- This time, we're going to make someone who doesn't know anything about us cry. - Yeah...
- And we're going to include their thoughts and distance from us. - Yeah...
- We're going to secretly call out the person who would make us laugh the most right now. - Yeah...
- I'm sorry to say this in advance, but... - Yeah...
- It's Otasachio! - Otasachio...
- Who is this? - Who is this?
- He's a player at a nearby ramen shop we go to a lot. - Yeah...
- We've known each other for a long time, and we've seen each other a lot. - Yeah...
- He's a funny old man, but... - Yeah...
- I can't imagine him crying at all. - Yeah...
- When he cries, it's definitely not like, "Ehhh!" It's like, "Uooohhh!" - Hahaha!
- It's like a big pimple. - It's like a big pimple.
- It's like, "Uooohhh!" - It's like a big pimple.
- We thought you'd like to see it, so... - Yeah...
- This time, we're going to secretly call out the person who would make us laugh... - Yeah...
- Without explaining anything... - Yeah...
- Well, it might be a little like what Tetsuya said, but... - Yeah...
- We're going to call out the person who would make us laugh... - Yeah...
- And make them cry! - Yeah...
- That's what we're going to do. - Yeah...
- I don't think you'll be able to see an old man crying, so... - Yeah...
- I think it's very precious. - Yeah...
- Please enjoy it! - Yeah...
[Battle Trip]
- I'll be gone for about a day. - Yeah.
- I'll be gone for a day.
- It feels weird. - Yeah.
- What are we doing today? - I think we'll just talk as we usually do.
- That's it? - Yeah, that's it.
- I'm tired of asking "what are you doing?" I don't like it when people ask if we eat wasabi or something.
If you hate me, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for you.
What's your age?
I'm 50 years old.
I was born in September, 1917.
I'm Kimura Take.
I'm Take.
Today is Sachio's birthday.
Congratulations!
Really?
Did you say it?
Yes, I said it.
It's been a while since we met.
You don't look happy.
I'm happy.
I'm excited.
What are you doing today?
Are you making fun of me?
No, I'm not.
When did you first meet?
In 2009.
Ryo was the first one.
We met in 2001.
In 2001.
We talked about Sculp D.
That's where we met.
Yes, we met in weird clothes.
We said we had interesting ramen.
That's what we said.
We ate ramen together.
He said he wouldn't eat that ramen.
Yes, he said he wouldn't eat it.
But you said you wouldn't eat it.
And Mr. Okami said...
You said it.
So we left it.
We were eaten by weird people.
We didn't know their names.
That's right.
We didn't know their names.
We didn't know what you were doing.
That's how it started.
We were making videos.
We said "videos" in our world.
That's it.
What?
That's it.
Stretching?
It's hard to tickle me, isn't it?
No, it's not hard.
Do you know how hard it is?
Why do you stretch?
Don't ask me that question.
I'm curious about it.
You know what?
What?
When was that?
We had that kind of mobile phones then.
Were you using it for typing?
What?
You were typing?
What are you doing?
I won!
I don't like you!
Cheers!
Thank you, Mr. President!
Cheers!
There are a lot of fans here.
It must be hard for you.
Thank you.
We're happy that you're happy.
That's why we're saying thank you.
You said it.
When you didn't even touch us,
we said we'd promote you.
What do you know, old man?
We didn't say that.
If you were lazy like you are now,
you wouldn't be able to rest.
You said it.
You said you didn't like it.
You've been coming here regardless of sales hours since then.
You texted me.
I'll be back. Can I text you now?
You didn't care.
No matter how you look at it, you don't care.
You're a great person.
You're a tour guide now.
Tourists are coming to Okada.
People go to restaurants because of that.
Restaurants should be delicious.
I see.
More and more restaurants should be delicious.
Is there a tourist hotel that can do that?
The level of sales has risen overall.
9 years ago, I didn't think like that!
I practiced a lot because it was the most delicious food I had eaten in my life.
Today is my birthday, so I'm going to do my best.
I'm going to go to the kitchen.
You're making a video, aren't you?
As a YouTuber, it's hard for me to get views.
Shiroi-san is taking good care of me.
It's easy for me to move.
The camera is really good.
I'm going to do it.
Are you going to do it for me?
I'll do it for you.
I'm happy when you do it for me.
What are you making?
It's a secret.
You're doing a good job.
I just took a bath.
Are you okay?
I'm sorry.
You're a chef, aren't you?
If you were my student, you would have hit me in the head.
What did you really want me to do?
As I announced last year, I didn't want to make a mistake as a chef.
I didn't eat any food today.
I was just drooling.
Are you a shrimp?
It's too late for a chef.
It's a secret, isn't it?
I'm curious about your cooking.
What are you doing?
Don't crush it.
I got it.
You know what I'm making, don't you?
It's shrimp mayonnaise.
It's done.
It's amazing.
It smells good.
It smells different.
I'll eat it.
You're doing a good job.
Is this a video?
I was tricked.
I saw the video and practiced.
It's like a real thing.
It's delicious.
It's really good.
You're next.
I'm glad you like it.
You're good.
Happy birthday.
Thank you.
Actually, we prepared a present for you.
What?
I'm scared of 10 million yen.
No, no, no.
What are you talking about?
It's not like that.
You guys are really...
You're drunk.
Happy 30th birthday!
Really?
And this is a present from us.
Wow!
I wanted to take a souvenir, but there wasn't such a thing as this.
It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
You'll get in trouble!
That's nice.
That was close! If it was two more, we'd be fine!
That was close!
Let's bring two more! That was close!
What's wrong with you? Did you have a bad feeling about something?
No, it's nothing like that.
Shall we take a picture?
Oh, yeah!
Let's take a picture.
This looks like fun.
Okay, cheese!
Okay!
What's wrong?!
- What? What happened?! - Congratulations!
- Thank you! - Congratulations!
This is kind of gross.
What do you mean?
You guys have become decent adults.
- No, we haven't changed at all. - Congratulations!
- You have changed! - Huh? We have changed?
You guys used to be like trash.
- That's not true! - That's not true!
We're not the only ones who want to say "thank you" to Sachio-san.
- What do you mean?! - Wait a minute.
What?! What?! What?!
- Yo! - Hey, let's go!
- You're using your computer, right? - Yes.
- Huh? - We have a message for you.
- Ta-da! - What is it?!
- Listen! - We'd like to share our feelings with you.
Thank you for marrying me and my four-year-old daughter, Riko.
And I think it's amazing that Sachio has his own cooking style and personality now.
It's so painful for me that I cry just thinking about Sachio's death.
I always say this, but I hope you can live longer than me for even a minute or a second.
- Okay, Riko-chan. - Okay!
You've been with me since you were four and now you're 24 years old.
I didn't expect you to take care of me like you do now.
Thank you for living with me and taking care of me like you do now.
We work together now and I think we're having a great time together.
I'm going to work harder until I'm 24 years old, so I hope you'll continue to take care of me.
Thank you for everything.
- Okay, Kou. - Okay!
I've been with you since you were four and now you're 24 years old, so I hope you'll continue to take care of me like you do now.
- Thank you for everything you've done for me. I hope you'll continue to do that for me in the future as well.
- When you graduate high school, I'm sure you'll be able to make your own food, but I don't know if you have the talent for cooking like me or not.
- Even if you do, I don't know if you'll be able to do entertainment like me or not.
- I have a lot of worries, but if you graduate high school, please tell me all kinds of knowledge.
- Thank you for everything you've done for me.
- That was close!
- A message from a family who just graduated high school.
- You guys are awesome!
- That was close!
- I'm still going to cry!
- It's not something you should do.
- My family, you, and everyone around me are so lucky. I'm so happy!
- I'm so happy!
- Let's say it together. - Yeah.
- We also have so much gratitude for you, Mr. Sachio. - Thank you!
- We're just getting older and older. - Yeah.
- We've been writing letters about that feeling for a while now... - Letters?
- Can you read it for us? - Yes!
Mr. Sachio and I met about 9 years ago when we were 20 years old.
I still remember the first time we went to your store.
Even though we met for the first time, you accepted us wholeheartedly at the end of the shoot.
And the ramen was so good!
I'll never forget the shock of the first PS collaboration noodles I ate at that time.
Mr. Sachio still loves us, who only have a few hundred subscribers and haven't started YouTube for several months.
Even when we first joined Genesis One, you were our consultant.
You also lent us your store for meetings.
Since then, Mr. Sachio has been our reliable father.
At the time, when YouTubers weren't well-known all over the country,
we started working as tour guides for you, Mr. Sachio.
It was the first time you recommended us to you, Mr. Sachio.
You're an old man who always jokes around, but I can't help but be grateful for you.
If we hadn't met you, I think things would have been completely different now.
You also helped us a lot with our videos.
You got all of the store's logos, made a movie trailer, and chased us around.
"I'm hungry!" you said, but...
It's nostalgic, isn't it?
For those of you who've known us for a few years now, you might not have any idea of what we're like,
but when we first started going to stores, we didn't know if we were doing business or not, just like our name says.
When we went on sales days, we found out that we were closed.
Last time you told me why we're opening a store so we can rest for our customers who have worked for us for such a long time.
Sachio-san, our viewers come here for you, so we can't let you down!
That's what we talked about on the phone earlier, isn't it?
I don't remember much of it, but I think it's really cool and proud of you
for taking care of our viewers like you do now and sincerely facing us.
I'm going to say the opposite of what I used to say, but please don't overdo it and don't rest on your shoulders.
If you collapse, that's the saddest thing.
It's embarrassing to say it face-to-face, but I'm really glad I met you.
Please continue to be like a parent and child, like friends.
We love you, Sachio-san, from the six of you and your sons.
Thank you.
This is...
What is it?
We're going to have you write a letter of appreciation for us.
Thank you.
I haven't been able to cry since I met you guys.
Why is that?
I don't think I've ever said this before.
I don't think I've ever made a video.
I don't.
I don't have a camera.
As I said earlier, as I wrote in this letter,
Our fans will come from now on.
I want you to do it right.
I want to liven up Okada Kishi.
I've been thinking about it for about eight years.
That's why I decided to do it for the rest of my life.
I've decided not to lose since then.
There's a lot of pressure.
A lot of people have told me I'm a fool.
At first, I was like, "Why are you so stupid?"
I'm so ashamed of myself.
Now that I'm used to it,
It might be weird for me to say this,
To be honest with you,
I think I've seen it before.
Everyone is not a member.
If it weren't for the help of adults, this wouldn't have happened.
It doesn't work like this in that world.
You guys carried it on your own.
I am
If you think about it now, you might think, "What are you talking about, old man?"
I don't know. Let's stop.
Let me hear you.
Now, you know,
There's no one in Japan who doesn't know.
Tokanoya
I'm not sure if it's going to work out.
Until it happened,
At first, I thought it was really weird.
I made a board and went down a river like illegal.
I've been doing things like that.
From an adult's point of view, it's a very rebellious eye.
When I was doing the event,
The chairman and other people there said,
You guys worked this hard.
I'm not going to lose.
I'm taking a lot of criticism.
I have to run.
That's my true intention.
I'm a crybaby.
I'm a man who cries when I see news and commercials.
I've decided something about you guys.
I'm not used to it yet.
I'm not used to it yet, but I'm not sure what to say, but I'm looking forward to the 10th anniversary of the channel.
You've been doing a lot of things for me so far, like giving me ice cream for my birthday.
I wanted to laugh and cry in front of you guys.
In your case, you may have called me not to cry.
Thank you very much.
You've been taking responsibility for me for a long time, and I've never heard of it before.
Thank you very much.
What do you think it is today?
What is the title of this video?
The title of the video?
I'm scared.
No, no, no.
Let's make the neighbors cry.
That's right!
Almost, almost.
I made a mistake.
I like you guys that much.
I like you guys very much.
That's how it comes.
Do you understand me?
No, no, no.
I don't want you to understand me.
First of all, I like people's smiles.
Then, I get angry easily.
I like you that much.
I hate you!
You said a lot of things you wanted to say.
I said a lot of things.
The real title is...
Let's make the neighbors cry and laugh.
I see.
I like you that much.
By the way, I have one more message for you.
Why are you laughing at me?
Why are you hiding it?
Thank you very much.
The chief of police is delicate and lonely.
Are you okay?
I am running.
You always tell me you don't have friends, but I always think in my heart that you and I are friends and listen to you.
You're not wrong at all. You are a cool brother who lives hard.
I hope you will continue to be friends, not alone.
I hope you will continue to smoke and play casserole together.
I hope you will continue to work hard with me.
Thank you for always inviting me.
My precious boss is my best friend.
What is it?
You're delicate.
What is it?
You really don't have friends, do you?
You're annoying.
You're not wrong at all.
Why don't you have such a heart?
It's completely different from family.
Let's go on a diet.
It was a failure.
Thank you for inviting me.
I was impressed.
How long has it been since I talked to you like this?
We can't talk even if we touch our hands.
I used to say, "Let's go on a diet right away."
But you guys got angry and said, "We can't eat like this."
You ate a lot of curry, grilled meat, and bread.
I used to be addicted, so I like everything full.
I like everything full.
This is a man's famous saying.
I like everything full.
Love is also full.
You guys are like that.
So, Tadio-san, you didn't cry.
Yes, I'm a man.
The mission was a failure.
What are you talking about?
Thank you.
But it was a great time.
Yes, it was a great time. Thank you.
It's been a long time since I talked with you.
It's like in the past.
I can't forget you.
Let's continue our conversation without cameras.
Thank you for today.
Let's say goodbye.
Thank you for today.
Thank you!
See you next week!
Rock, paper, scissors!